Mr. Rennie's Class

Betty and her husband had been fighting a lot and decided that it would be good for them to take a vacation together. The next day they went to see Niagara Falls.

    “The falls are so pretty don't you think Doug?” said Betty

   “Ya, sure they are great” Said Doug sarcastically.That's when he got an idea. “You like the waterfalls so much? Go join em’ !” and with that hepushed Betty down into the water. He watched her tumble down and hit a rock. To his surprise she was still alive and she started to float down the river. He ran over to her to make sure she didn't get up, and she floated out to the sea. He sighed a sigh of relief.

   Betty tumbled threw rocks and finally got to the sea. She tried her best to swim but she had broken her hip on the plummet. After about a half an hour of dodging waves she saw an island. She kicked her good leg and moved her arms rapidly. When she reached the beach she heaved herself up to the rocks so that anyone else on the island could find her. BAD idea.

   “FOOD!!!!”  yelled someone in the distance. A big shadow appeared  down the beach and was coming closer to her. Soon she realised that it wasn't a shadow it was people painted from head to toe in war paint.When they reached her they put her on a big wooden chair and started carrying her up the mountain. The people yelling food should have tipped her off that something weird was going on but she just assumed that they were taking her to a hospital.

   “My king we have brought you a feast!” said one of the villagers when they approached a man in a large gold chair. That's when it sunk in.These people weren't trying to help her, they were trying to eat her!

    “You cant eat me!” yelled Betty  “I'm a person, that's cannibalistic!”

    “The peasant is correct,” said the king. “she is too small, she would barely be an appetizer.”

    “Then what do you suppose we do with her?” asked another villager

    “Send her into the ocean on a small raft!” Ordered the king.

So the villagers put Betty on a raft and pushed her out into the ocean.The sun was shining so hard that she passed out from heat frustration.

She drifted for hours slipping in and out of consciousness as the salty waves slapped at her face.

Betty woke up back on the mainland to see her husband pushing her raftinto the water again. She screamed as loud as she could butunfortunately she was super thirsty so nobody could hear her. She rolled off the raft and started crawling towards some people. Then she saw some one's beach bag with a cellphone in it so she called the police.  By the time they got there Betty was floating away on he rraft. The police took her husband into custody and he was never allowed back to the waterfalls again.

Betty tried frantically to paddle back to the shore but she was so tired it didn't make any difference.

“Not again.” She moaned. “I have drifted for long enough in this ocean.”Thankfully this time she saw some drift wood and used it as a paddle.It helped her get to the cannibal island a lot faster.

“What am I going to do when I get back to the island, for all I know they have changed their minds about me. I will be killed for sure!” But when she got to the island they had changed their minds about her. They didn't want to eat her they wanted to make her their queen.

“When my ex-husband gets out of jail I want you to bring him to the island!”she ordered. When her husband got their they used him as a great feast and everybody was happy, well except for Doug.